Ayden's Rules of the Week

Ayden's Rules (or at least a few)

Disobey at your own risk.

1. If the floor has a tile pattern you must play hopscotch
2. Curbs must be walked on and jumped off of.

3. Rocks are to be picked up and thrown in water puddles, preferably.

4. Crayons must be broken in half to work properly.

5. If a coat has to be zipped it must be zipped completely to the top. There should not be a margin for error.

6. Mommy is the only one allowed to push our shopping cart, sometimes I may help.

7. If you lay in the floor you are fair game….namely you become a self-imposed jungle gym.

8. If I can do it myself, you better let me do it. That is, unless I don't feel like doing it and then there is no warning!

9. You must laugh at my jokes, even if they make no sense they are hilarious.

10. Socks must be put on with absolutely no wrinkles or knots present for me to feel.