Tantrum Diffuser/Behavior Therapist/Tantrum Putter-Outer
· Required to work 7 days a week
· 24 hours a day
· Must be willing to be on call at all times and must be able to come to tantrum-ing child wherever he/she may be
· Skills required-patience, good communication skills with young children, consistency, kind, loving demeanor at all times
· Duties include-diffusing tantrums in 4 year old boys who don't get gum at the grocery store, toys at any place that sells toys, and fish at Walmart.
· Pay cannot be negotiated because I don't have any money to give you, but maybe a chocolate bar every once in awhile. And a pat on the back. And a thank you.
· Anything you can do to keep my child in line will be much appreciated.
· Required to work 7 days a week
· 24 hours a day
· Must be willing to be on call at all times and must be able to come to tantrum-ing child wherever he/she may be
· Skills required-patience, good communication skills with young children, consistency, kind, loving demeanor at all times
· Duties include-diffusing tantrums in 4 year old boys who don't get gum at the grocery store, toys at any place that sells toys, and fish at Walmart.
· Pay cannot be negotiated because I don't have any money to give you, but maybe a chocolate bar every once in awhile. And a pat on the back. And a thank you.
· Anything you can do to keep my child in line will be much appreciated.
Because, Mommy needs a nap!
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One of life's little needles...(did I say LITTLE?)
Hang on Sloopy, hang on....
Love and memories Grt Grnds
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